TO LEON AND LEON ADVOCATES,
P.O.BOX 232402346758,
KOROKOCHO SLUMS
RE: DIVORCE CASE NO.19.1.2012, SUPU VS JAKENYA.
I am in receipt of your submissions ,Ref:
http://www.kenyanlist.com/kls-listing-show.php?id=77623 ,on the above
divorce case. Let me remind you that I do not deal with lawyers based in
slums. The GPS in my Subaru Imprezza GL 2012 will not be able to trace
your offices when need arises. But for the record and benefit of the
court let me respond thus:
1. I put it to your that your client, my former wife, has no property
for which I intend to pledge claim. The only property I know she has is a
pair of worn out underwear and a dildo she bought with money stolen
from me. Before I married the mongoose, she and her two emaciated kids
were staying in Korokocho.I also put it to you that the property she
claims is the house I bought for her in Kileleshwa of which I have
already legally repossessed. I already have court orders barring her
from interfering with that property. Any claim thereof shall be
considered illegal and I will institute legal proceeding against her in
the event that she goes within a squirting distance of that property!
2. Also take note that the divorce case is already in court and any
other divorce cases instituted by your client shall be considered null
and void ,prejudicial and in contempt of the court.
3. Also note that the two children she claims to be mine were sired by
Juguma Diani when I was in China. I have already ordered a DNA test to
confirm the same. Even without a DNA test, from their ugly noses and the
big heads they have, it can be deduced that they belong to JD.I have
CCTV clip of my former wife (your client) giving head to JD in my
matrimonial bed. This she did not do for me for the time we were married
claiming that I was a kihii and that I had a smelly foreskin.
4. In case issue of carrying sardines in my pocket, be informed that
your client cooks food that tastes like cow dung. This has caused me a
lot of mental stress and starvation forcing me to carry the said aquatic
animals in my pocket for physical nourishment and wellbeing. Also note
that I bought the omena from my Barclays bank account. I did not use
money from her Citibank account which I actually opened for her. Such
insinuations about my feeding habit is meant to bring my name into
disrepute among klisters.Warn your client that if this continues, I will
sue for damages and defamation.
5. Lastly, warn your client that I don’t want to see her and those two
retarded genetic disasters from of JD near any of my property. Such
action shall be considered as trespass into my property and result in
immediate arrest and confinement.
6. Also inform your client that our differences are beyond repair. Let
her not try to call me through my Nokia smart phone like she did
yesterday, I will not respond. We are now back with lovemat who has
always been the love of my life.
I do not expect to get any further communication from you or your client
till the divorce case I have filed is determined.Any communication from
your smelly office will be thrown into the garbage bin without being
looked at!!
DR. JAKENYA (PHD, OGW)
FOREST DRIVE
KILELESHWA AND LAVINGTON.
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