All Disciples, apart from Judas are gay.

Just when you thought it can't get any worse, they have decided to make a gay friendly bible. In what seems as a follow up to president Obama's support for same sex unions, Pink Cross Publishing, the company that published a gay friendly koran, will release a gay friendly version of the bible.

Maury Berkowitz, the owner of the Pink publishers believes that his gay bible will be sitting next to the Gideons Bible in hotel rooms by the end of the year. He said, “We’ve been picketed by Christian groups and that has only emboldened our efforts.” He said that he will sue any hotel chain that fails to provide a gay bible to its occupants. He also added that a children's version, which will be donated to schools and public libraries, is in the works.

So what will you expect in the gay bible. Well, for a start, say Hi to Adam and Steve. Then Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple. All of Jesus disciples will be gay, apart from Judas. Satan will be straight. The strong Samson will be replaced by Samantha. That's Samantha and Delilah.

Now, if you've been thinking we're not in the last days, think again.

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